**IMPORTANT EMAIL UPDATE: If you have sent me an email introducing yourself and you received no reply, please re-send. My spam filter seems to be working overtime at the moment and whilst it always filters out AOL - which I usually catch - it is now filtering other addresses too such as hotmail. Thank you***
My primary initial contact is email. Regardless of how I screen, I will always require your full name. Unfortunately, if that makes you uncomfortable we will not be able to meet. PLEASE be sure to include in your email a brief description of yourself which includes your height, weight, age etc so I will know to recognize you. If you are a gentleman who knows how to avoid falling through the cracks you'll know how to email something intriguing without making it too lengthy. Seduce me, entice me, but most of all make me laugh! However, if you are not really looking for a response then send me a one-liner or something explicit or vulgar and I will happily oblige:)
Please be sure to read the entire site before making contact. Failing to do so may well preclude you from meeting with me. I specifically ask that you familiarize yourself with my packages. My time is just as valuable as yours and I would prefer (as hopefully you would) to save it for more meaningful endeavors should you find, after reading, we are not a match. Otherwise, I would be delighted to hear from you!
REFERENCES:
I politely ask that all reference requests are made by email only
Gentlemen, I am always happy to provide a reference if we have met in the last 6 months. Please let me know, in advance, to expect a request as I will not respond (for your confidentiality) without your knowledge.
Ladies, please include your website link when requesting a ref so that I may expedite your enquiry promptly. Thank you xx
