My primary initial contact is email. If you are a gentleman who knows how to avoid falling through the cracks you'll know how to email. Seduce me, entice me, but most of all make me laugh! However, if you are not really looking for a response then send me a one-liner or something explicit or vulgar and I will happily oblige:)
Please be sure to read the entire site before making contact. Failing to do so may well preclude you from meeting with me. I specifically ask that you familiarize yourself with my packages. My time is just as valuable as yours and I would prefer (as hopefully you would) to save it for more meaningful endeavors should you find, after reading, we are not a match. Otherwise, I would be delighted to hear from you!
